The Porn Virus

For some reason or another Carly sent an e-mail to me and several other people including her dead professor in which the subject was simply: hello:) Then there was a link in the message. Of course, me being stupid, clicked it.

Now of course she didn’t really mean to send it and we have ABSOLUTELY no friggin idea how it came to be, but let’s just say I was pretty darn upset that my trial of Norton AntiVirus finished a few weeks prior.

Next let me say this: VAGINA. And a whole lotta them.

I’m not a prude. At least I don’t think I am. But what Carly sent me was in fact A PORN VIRUS. It was disguised by making me think I was downloading an antivirus program. Then it was saying how I had multiple Trojans (oh the irony) and that if I click this button, this program will take care of it. Mindlessly, I click it and HOLY HELL THE AMOUNT OF VAGINA I SAW.

I mean seriously, I’m a nurse. I clean, care and cath those all day long. But never have I seen so many in such provocative positions…and when did ‘styling’ your pubic hair become all the fashion? I suddenly felt out of the loop and old.

Every time I ‘deprogrammed’ whatever it was it magically appeared again. I restart my computer, get the welcome sign, then hello porn! It took two hours, Norton AntiVirus, 30 dollars and  Matt to bathe both children in order to rid myself of the Porn Virus.

To whomever that truely sent this to me, you’re on my list now.

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About Cassie

Two sisters from two misters. What could be more fun?

Posted on September 24, 2009, in Cassie, Random, WTF and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Could a porn virus be considered VD?

  2. 1) I’m glad you sent an email right after “Carly’s” email and
    2) Even if I had opened it, I wouldn’t have gotten the virus anyway since I’m on a Mac 🙂
    3) I’m glad you got rid of all the lady parts off your screen – LOL!

  3. Let me tell you what happened to my friend! One day she opened an email and her Mac just crashed….completely shut down. So she took it to the Apple store to get it repaired. When they got it to turn back on, she and the repair man were welcomed by penises and vaginas. In public!!

  4. Yiiiiiikes!! Styling your vajayjay is all the rage now; you’re so 2008. NOT. Don’t feel old. Feel superior.

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