I needed a laugh

After the heavy post I made a few days ago, this is just the ticket to making me happy! My aunt, Emily, sent me this link on facebook. It’s nothing short of amazing. I would so totally bid on this. No joke.

Here’s the description:


Finally!  What you’ve all been asking for!  A one of a kind, handmade PAT ROBERSTON VOODOO DOLL.

After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home!  The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!

Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache?  give him back pain?  jab him in the crotch?   Of course you have!  Well then BID NOW to own your very own pysical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.

Accessories included with the doll are Pat’s very own “HOLY” BIBLE and BAG OF MONEY taken from real Americans!  WOW!

BID NOW!!!!

100% of the profits from the sale of this doll will go to The American Red Cross.  To learn more about The Red Cross, VISIT HERE….
http://www.redcross.org/
http://www.yele.org/

My day is now complete.

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About Cassie

Two sisters from two misters. What could be more fun?

Posted on January 19, 2010, in Cassie and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. That is a seriously brilliant idea! I love it… but $1200? Wow. Someone (else) must really have it in for Pat… Probably someone who believed him when he said that by making a big donation to his ministry, God will relieve their pain.

    • Cassie or Carly

      I’m thinking it’s an office worth of people. It HAS to be. I shipped off 300 dollars to the relief fund in honor of Matt’s office…if only I knew sooner. I’d have made them raise more and went for the gusto!

  2. A Bible in one hand and a bag of money in the other. Fantastic. It’s Pat Robertson, alright.

  3. Except for the fact that Robertson’s soul isn’t worth even close to $1,200. Haiti relief is though. What a moral dilemma.

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