Attention all you so called hockey fans at the game at the soon to be imploded Melon Arena…
Question for you. How much did you spend on your ticket? A lot? I’m sure. Now, answer me this: why are you sitting there? Why? This is round 2, game 5… and you’re not doing anything. Fleur-dog made an amazing save, and six people stood up to cheer. Six.
Furthermore, if you are the woman sitting behind Dan Bylsma…KNITTING…what looks like a condom…really? Go the hell home.
Lastly, Matt’s going to game 6 in Montreal. I’m going to assume he’ll be on TV. So be watching. He will be wearing my baby blue Malkin jersey and being belligerent and proud. Not anywhere near what the Pens fans are showing now.
As Matt just said, “Don’t worry, guys, let the music do the cheering for you.”