Democrats aren’t fabulous
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We were playing Apples to Apples. An amazingly awesome game that Mom bought a few years back. We use it for family gatherings because we’re cool like that. Here’s how you play:
Playing The Game
1. The judge picks a green apple card from the top of the stack, reads the word aloud, and places it face up on the table.
2. Players (except the judge) choose the red apple card from their hand that is best described by the word on the green apple card played by the judge. Players quickly place these red apple cards face down on the table, according to the following rules —
3. The judge mixes the red apple cards so no one knows who played which card. The judge turns over each red apple card, reads it aloud, and than selects the one he or she thinks is the best described by the word on the green apple card. The player of the selected red apple card is awarded the green apple card played by the judge.
So basically, you have 7 red cards in your hand with words on them such as: Inside the Sun, Anne Frank, The Great Chicago Fire, James Bond, Spam, Rock Slides, and In-laws.
The person who’s the judge will read a green card that says for example: Uncomfortable.
Now, if I had to pick from my hand, clearly the best choices would be Inside the Sun or In-laws.
The judge has to choose what they think is the best fit.
I’d choose in-laws.
So my brother was trying to decide what best describes fabulous.
He totally took it to the next level.
And it was awesome.
Except for Democrats. They’re not fabulous.
I put in Fur, fyi.
Here’s what a lot of people seem to forget: that families are supposed to be fun. Not obligatory. We’re supposed to enjoy the time we spend together.
That’s exactly what mine does.
Happy Thanksgiving (a few days late.)