Why do I go to the gym all the time? Sure, I love being healthy. I love having someone else watch my kids for an hour every day. I love sweating. I love endorphins. I love buying gym clothes. I love beating my personal bests. I love pushing myself. And I love how it makes me look.
But. My motivation is so that I can look like the cross dressing homeless guy in the Strip District.
I want those legs.