I have daily g-chat conversations with Jessica and Katie Ett. My conversations with Jessica are typically normal. You know, kids, husbands, life, rants.
My conversations with Ett, on the other hand? Well, you just never know. I mean, one time we went from talking about sushi to cyber sex.
I don’t ask questions.
So today, our conversation went like this:
me: Maelie was licking the window again.
Katie: Nooooooo! Why?
me: Because she’s one?
Katie: OH. So you’re saying this is normal for your house.
me: I suppose? I mean, Claire and Luca are dressed as a cat and a dog right now
Katie: Not superhero cat and dog?
me: They should…. They think it’s a good idea.
Katie: Thought so.
me: got pictures.
And I did. Oh, I did.
Imagine a thought bubble above his head: I wonder if when I dress like this, I get to pee outside?
Luca has no idea how adorable he is. If he knew, then I’d be in big trouble.
Super kids, away!
I guess they’re OK.