inappropriate gym attire?

Matt and I (and the kids) just got back from the gym where the people watching was in full forced-awesomeness. I couldn’t get over it. I mean, really, is this what I miss by usually working 12 hour days on Saturdays? The amazingness of it all?

I was thinking back to Mrs. Bachelor Girl’s post about Regretsy or Etsy. (By the way, super genius!) And thought to myself, which outfit would be appropriate , inappropriate or just plain wrong?

First up we have this:

It was topped with a lovely black tee shirt. And don’t worry, she didn’t forget the matching leopard print sweatband. (It was pretty awesome.)

The only way I’d say she could get away with this ensemble is the fact that she could lift more than me and could probably kick my ass.

Next we have this:

A sports bra…

…And some questionably short shorts. Personally, the chick wearing that outfit couldn’t have been more than 17 and had a really awesome body, but still. Being 17 and in a gym that, at the time, housed about 35 men between the ages of 20 and 40… you get the picture. Sure, I wish I could wear outfits like that, but, I’m on the fence about that one.

Lastly, we have this:

Remember Z pants? I’m sure my Grandpa does since he TOTALLY owned a pair. This dude was rockin’ them. I mean, straight up benching 150 pounds and all while wearing his Z pants. Breaking a sweat. Jamming to his ipod. Wearing Z pants.

I’ve got to quit my job so I can go to the gym every Saturday. This was AWESOME.

Awesome.